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I was at an Italian restaurant last Friday...
Me:
"I'll just have the Paggione".
Waitress:
"That says 'page one', sir."

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I once knew an Italian born with a toe growing out of his knee. So his mom, being hilarious, named him....
Just kidding, she left him at the hospital.

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What did a laid-back Italian cop say to a speeding driver?
That's a fine.

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How do you ask for pizza in italian?
Pasta pizza

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On a US Navy vessel is written:
“USS.” What does that stand for?
- United States Ship.
And on a British vessel it says:
“Hms”?
- Her Majesty’s Ship
And on an Italian one it says:
“Amb”?
- Aaatsah Meh Boat

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An Italian, a Jamaican and a stormtrooper tried to make a meal for Gordon Ramsay.
It was a rasta blaster pasta disaster.

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What did the Italian chef say when he didn’t bring out dessert?
Affogato

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What did the Italian Security Officer say when president Ronald Reagan was about to step into some trouble?
Oh! Regan No!

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Had Corona virus occurred prior to 1997 and the Chinese covered it up
It would have been called the Italian Flu instead of the Wuhan virus.

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How do you know a chef is Italian?
They'll tell you within moments of meeting them. Don't worry.

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What do you order from a french Italian restaurant?
Sbaguetti

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What does an Italian gang member say to a Kingdom Hearts fаn?
Kairivederci

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My GPS is Italian.
"In 500 feet, make-a you turn."

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Did you hear about the Italian foot soldier who ran away from the front line
He ran so far away from the front line that he bumped into a general

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What did the Italian say after his discovery worked?
Pesto!

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What would you call Italian if it overtook English as a world language?
A Linguini Franca

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What do you call someone who dislikes Italian food?
An Antipasta

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What did the Italian say when he got locked out?
Gnocchi

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