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What did a laid-back Italian cop say to a speeding driver?
That's a fine.

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How come there are zero Italian tourist travelling by car?
Because all roads lead to Rome.

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How do you ask for pizza in italian?
Pasta pizza

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An Italian, a Jamaican and a stormtrooper tried to make a meal for Gordon Ramsay.
It was a rasta blaster pasta disaster.

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What did the Italian chef say when he didn’t bring out dessert?
Affogato

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What did the Italian Security Officer say when president Ronald Reagan was about to step into some trouble?
Oh! Regan No!

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Had Corona virus occurred prior to 1997 and the Chinese covered it up
It would have been called the Italian Flu instead of the Wuhan virus.

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How do you know a chef is Italian?
They'll tell you within moments of meeting them. Don't worry.

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What do you order from a french Italian restaurant?
Sbaguetti

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What does an Italian gang member say to a Kingdom Hearts fаn?
Kairivederci

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I asked for soup at an Italian restaurant,
But the bowl they gave me was tiny! I guess they weren't lying when they said it was ministrone.

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My GPS is Italian.
"In 500 feet, make-a you turn."

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What did the Italian say after his discovery worked?
Pesto!

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What would you call Italian if it overtook English as a world language?
A Linguini Franca

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What do you call someone who dislikes Italian food?
An Antipasta

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What did the Italian say when he got locked out?
Gnocchi

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What do you do if you want to look up something in Italian?
You google. It

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How does an Italian say goodbye to a German in New York City?
Arrive-deutsch-i!

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