Juan Valdez names his mule after you. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. You can jump-start your car without cables. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. You can't remember your second cup. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house. Your birthday is a national holiday in Columbia. You don't sweat - you percolate. You grind coffee beans in your mouth.
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