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Двама индианци се загубили в гората и единия предложил: Трима чукчи вървели през тайгата и единия се загубил. Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other Two new deer hunters decided to separate to increases their chances. "What if we get lost?" says one of them. "Fire three shots up in the air Dwa kompletnie głupie elfy zabłądziły w lesie. Jeden mówi: - Strzel Eina du čiukčiai mišku ir įkrito į duobę. Vienas čiukčis sako: - Šauk į viršų. Gal kas išgirs? Šovė Two avid hunters take a hunter's safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air. Sure enough There were two hunters who had never hunted before
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A group of gentlemen had been discussing, since the mid 1800's, about forming a club to address the defective LIBERTY ВЕLL that was ordered from the Whitechapel Foundry of London in 1751. The LIBERTY ВЕLL cracked the first time it was rung. After various attempts to repair the iconic сrаск, it was last rung in 1846.
The Philadelphia Procrastination Club was finally formed around 1956 with a charter to request authorization from the Whitechapel Foundry for return of the defective веll. After various drafts of this request, it was finally approved by the Philadelphia Procrastination Club membership 50 years after their formation.
The Whitechapel Foundry of London issued approval for the return of the веll with the stipulation that the веll be returned with its "ORIGINAL PACKAGING".
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