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Some people think inсеsт jokes are funny.
I just think it’s all relative.

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If i send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife…
…is that a romantic jester

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Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, “if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!”

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I’m a clown…
And everyone nose.

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“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker

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What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You’d think it’d be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

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What’s a school shooters favorite anime
Assassination classroom

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Yo momma so fат that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

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How did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted

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Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?

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Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.

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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways.

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?”
“Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?”
“Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?”
“Everywhere”
“Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?”
“Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?”
“She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?”
“Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.

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What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.

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Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.

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