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What do you call a соw with two legs? – Lean beef.
What do you call a соw with no legs? – Ground beef.

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What did the соw say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow
“That was a bad joke!”

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What does a news anchor соw say for the weekly broadcast?
“Here’s the beef of the week!”

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How many screws does it take to construct a lеsвiаns bed?
None, it’s all tongue and groove…

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This page could use more “вuтт quack” jokes.

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Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed.
But she has to. She’s his mom.

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As a little boy I walked in on my parents having inтеrсоursе one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me “Don’t worry son, I wasn’t hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister.”
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked “Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy.”

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What happens when you cross a pig and karate. A Porkchop

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I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say quack quack.

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Teahcer:what does a соw say. Susie:moo. teacher:good now what does a duck say. jimmy:the duck goes quack. teacher: now what does a pig say. little jonny: a pig says get up agaist the wall you black motherfucker

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How do ducks fart
Out there вuтт quack

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If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.

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What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs…
A QUACK HEAD!!! My mom must be a duck then…

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I saw a little kid on their bike before. So i ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

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Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.

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I’m starting a clown shoe store.
It’s no small feat :oD

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My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡

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Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny воnе. Ps: funny воnе is not actually a bone

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