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The police told everyone to put there hands up and the police were having fun waving there hands around.

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They say they found water in mars
Mars 1 Africa 0

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I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.

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Scientists say I’m made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.

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Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.

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Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea?
It was too much pressure.

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Then there is me: My life.

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Knock knock ? Who’s there? Willis. Willis who? Willis diск fit in yo mouth?!!?!!

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Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can’t кill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game”
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud… (cyndagoooooooo)

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How did the соw break up with the other соw? He said he moo-ved on

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How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha

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Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

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What do you call a соw that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
Lean beef!

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What did the angry соw say to it’s enemy
We have beef

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What do you call a cranky соw?
Moooooooody

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Why did the соw not want to talk to the other соw? because they had beef with eachother

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Moo

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What did the соw say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? – “Deja moo!”

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