Jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!

0

0

Yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes

0

0

How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!

0

0

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!

0

0

My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say “thats thanksgiving man!”

0

0

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it’s 95% cabbage.

0

0

I’ll never forget my bosses last words:
" We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

0

0

U look like burger

0

0

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun, This news, family neuters furry son

0

0

Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to мurdеr all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.

0

0

Have a great day today

0

0

Number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.

0

0

I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas
The next day i saw her in the sтriр club across the street

0

0

My girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time………………. Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time

0

0

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.

0

0

My conversion therapy done worked.
Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.

0

0

A kid asks hims mom “mom how much do you love me” the mother responds with “i love you as much as i love your brother” the kid looks confused and says “but i don’t have a brother” the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing

0

0

A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.

0

0