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Voting quarterfinal 1:
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Vote for the better joke

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Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

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Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat…
The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)

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Do you know a funny bus driver? I do

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What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live

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What do Japanese men do when they vote? – They have an еrестiоn.

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Voting quarterfinal 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fат аss”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android:
“Hey siri”
Vote for the better joke, Semifinals are later or tomorrow

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Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit sally

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What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️

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Vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)

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So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

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Imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver

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What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.

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What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster

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LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fат аss”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

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Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round, because he was an odd man out

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