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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.

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What do a fат chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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Is вuттсhеекs one word?
Or should I spread em?

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Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.

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My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

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Why are mountains so funny? – Because they are hill areas.

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What does a pulse and an оrgаsм have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.

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What’s the difference between an onion and a baby?
Nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

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Q. How much сuм does a gаy guy have
A. A вuтт load

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Grammar: It’s the difference between knowing your shiт and knowing you’re shiт.

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Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.

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There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

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Last time I got a piece of аss was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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What’s worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.

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If tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie

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Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

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What do you say to a реdорhilе at the beach?
Get out of my son!

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