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What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them

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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

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How is a woman like a соndом?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your diск.

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Your momma so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

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What do you call a chicken who crossed the road…suicidal

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The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy sсrеwеd everything up.

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How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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When i get nакеd in the shower it gets turned on

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New Jokes Categories:
Anti Jokes
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Double Meaning Jokes
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Tell me a Joke

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New Jokes Special:
16 Jokes for People Who Need a Smile

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New Joke Category:
Senior Jokes

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New category:
Good Jokes
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New Shower Thought
(check it out)

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We added lots of jokes into the
Dad Jokes
Section (check it out).

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New category:
Funny idioms

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We added:
New Puns
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New Black Humor Jokes
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New Dad Jokes

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New joke category:
One Liners
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Geek Jokes
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Thanksgiving Jokes

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In a bakery:
Man to the shop assistant:
“I’ll have that thing there, please.”
Shop assistant:
“Cupcake?”
Man:
“OK, Cupcake, I’ll have that thing there, please.”

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