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Age is important only if you're cheese and wine.

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Evolution: True science fiction.

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My "it's cold outside" post just went viral on Facebook.

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My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day.

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Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? – A nervous wreck.

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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

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If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

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I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it

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Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind.

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Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people.

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Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it.

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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I always take life with a grain of salt, ... Plus a slice of lemon, ... And a shot of tequila.

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I rang up British Telecom, I said,
"I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future? Plastic Surgery.

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