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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
"What"
"We're both ugly!"
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Tres presidentes (Obama
Tre uomini si stanno rilassando in una sauna quando all'improvviso si ode un trillo. Uno di essi porge una mano all'orecchio ed inizia a parlare; quando finisce si sente osservatissimo e spiega:
Tres hombres están desnudos en la sauna. De repente algo empieza a pitar. El primer hombre
Três homens estavam sentados nus na sauna. Um Americano
Bill Gates
Three guys are sitting in a sauna: a Mexican
Eram três homens um Brasileiro um Chinês e um Argentino. O Chinês todo esperto enventou um celular na mão e disse: -Olha Brasileiro olha Argentino. E os dois: -Nooooooooooooooossa. e o...
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Three men are sitting nакеd in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly.
"That's my pager," he says.
"I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings.
The second man lifts his palm to his ear.
When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna.
In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear.
The others raise their eyebrows.
"I'm getting a fax," he explains.
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A very caring sentence written on the T-Shirt of a girl walking on the road.
"You are not looking at the road right now, please be careful."
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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
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Q: Why can't women read maps?
A: Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.
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What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A rumor.
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Женски муабети
Rote Rosen mitgebracht
Το ανθοδοχείο
Δεν έχετε βάζο;
Λουλούδια στο βάζο!
Deux femmes discutent comme le feraient deux femmes inactives en train de propager les ragots du quartier.
Мъж се прибира у дома с голям букет цветя.
Прибира се мъж от работа
Приходит муж с работы
Мужик
Frau zur Freundin:
Wishing to prove to his wife that he loved her for more than sex
C'est une blonde et une brune qui passent devant la vitrine d'un fleuriste. La blonde fait remarquer à la brune : - Regarde
Zwei Nachbarinnen am Gartenzaun. Sagt die eine: "Da kommt ja mein Mann mit einem Blumenstrauss nach Hause. Mist
En blondin och en brunett är bästa väninnor. De är ute på stan för att shoppa då de plötsligt ser brunettens kille komma ut från en blomsteraffär med hela famnen full av blomster. - Fan
Två norska väninnor dricker kaffe tillsammans hemma hos den ena kvinnan. De ser genom fönstret att den äkta mannen är på väg hem med en bukett blommor i handen. - Jaså
C’est Josette qui va prendre le café chez Michèle. Elles discutent
Klaus überreicht seiner Angebeteten einen Blumentrauß. Diese zieht sich hocherfreut aus
Ann-Sofie och Nina var ute och promenerade
Deux copines discutent: _ Oh non
Ein Man war gemein zu seiner Freundin. Am nächsten Tag kommt er mit einem Strauß Blumen an. Sie: "Tut mir leid
Fra amiche: "Mio marito oggi mi ha portato cinquanta rose.. mi toccherà stare tutta la notte con le gambe aperte!" e l'amica: "Ma scusa non ce l'hai un vaso?".
Brunetten var ute med blondinen på stan. Då ser brunetten sin pojkvän på väg in i blomsteraffären. Brunetten säger: - Typiskt! Nu köper han blommor och tror att jag ska ligga med benen isär...
Em uma segunda-feira como outra qualquer
Zwei Frauen machen einen Einkaufsbummel in der Stadt. Plötzlich ruft die eine: „Ach du Scheiße
Mein Mann hat mir schon wieder 20 rote Rosen geschenkt
Due vicine di casa sui rispettivi balconi chiacchierano del piu’ e del meno; ad un certo momento
2 femmes sont assises à la terrasse d'un café parisien
Duas mulheres conversando: De repente uma delas ouve o barulho de um automóvel estacionando em frente à sua casa
Een zatte kerel komt thuis. Hij maakt veel herrie en zijn vrouw wordt wakker. Die maakt de deur open en ziet hem ladderzat staan. 'Dag lieverd' zegt de zatte man en geeft haar een bos bloemen....
Blondinen og brunetten var ute på shopping da de plutselig fikk se at mannen til brunetten kom ut av en blomsterbutikk med en flott rosebukett. "Det var som søren
Een man komt thuis met een bos bloemen. Zegt zijn vrouw: "Oh
Discuţie între doi soţi
Blondiner og blomster En brunette og en blondine sad og snakkede. Brunetten sagde: "Øv
Bytur To kvinder er i byen og shoppe
To damer sitter og prater en fredag ettermiddag. En av dem titter opp og ser ektemannen komme gående med blomster i hånden. Hun himler med øynene og sier
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette's boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh сrар, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
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A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother. When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims, "I don't have that kind of money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."
He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her into a back room. He unzips his pants and takes out his реnis. The blonde gets on her knees, brings it toward her mouth and says, "Hello? Mom?"
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Всеки женен мъж трябва да забрави за своите грешки.
Ženatý muž může zapomenout na své chyby. Je zbytečné
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There is no use in two people remembering the same thing ...
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My Dog Don't Bite
Beißt Ihr Hund?
Estaba un tipo con un perro a su lado
Per la strada una signora vede un bambino con in braccio un cane. "Il tuo cane morde se gli accarezzo la testa?" domanda la signora. Il ragazzo risponde di no e la signora allunga la mano per toccare il cane che però la morde. "Hai detto che il tuo cane non mordeva" strilla. "Sì
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper
Man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog. He asks the shop assistant
A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog.
One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite?"
The man replies, "No my dog doesn't."
The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man.
"Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."
On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"
"Yes", the boy's mother answered.
"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.
"Who cares?" the mother replied.
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A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night.
Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect.
So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.
Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands "Stop That!"
The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure lady, which way was it headed?"
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Women are looking for Mr. Right.
Men are looking for Ms. Right Now.
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What does a man make best for dinner?
Reservations.
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I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.
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A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day and asked her what she had between her legs.
"That's something you're never going to talk about again. And you shouldn't touch it because it has teeth," she replied. Many years went by, and the boy never touched any girl in between her legs because he was very scared. One day, however, he met the love of his life, and they got married. On their wedding night, his wife asked him to touch her there.
"No," he said. "It's got teeth."
"Silly goose!" she said. She spread her legs wide for him to see. "See? No teeth!"
"Well, I'm not surprised," he replied."Not with gums like that."
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A blonde who really needed a job saw an ad in the newspaper for an opening job at an Elmo factory.
She applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she really needed the money. Finally the manager hired her.
After a few hours, the manager noticed that the conveyer belt was backed up. He went downstairs to find out what was wrong. He saw that the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
The manager told her, "I said to give each Elmo two test tickles - not two testicles!"
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Q: Why did the соndом fly across the room?
A: It was рissеd off.
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