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"Only I can understand my kid. She's like, 'Bdidk g idkgndg kgdogjj ogijg.' And I'm like, 'Okay, I will get you a piece of sausage in just a minute.'"
Chrissy Teigen

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"You know how once you have kids you never ever рее by yourself again? At least one of them is always in there with you at all times."
Jennifer Garner

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"Becoming a mom to me means you have accepted that for 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse."
Nia Vardalos

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"Mothers of teens understand why some animals eat their young."

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"Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" "I don't know, ask your grandma!"

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"Let's get married and have kids so instead of enjoying coffee in the morning, you can braid hair while I pack lunches, and we can all be late." @simoncholland

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"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"

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"Finally my winter fат is gone. Now I have spring rolls."

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"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s Popcorn?"

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