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“Mummy, mummy, what’s a рussy?” asked the small boy. His mother went to the encyclopaedia and showed him a picture of a cat. “That’s a рussy,” she said. “Mummy, mummy, what’s a вiтсh?” continued the little boy. Again, mother consulted the encyclopaedia and showed her son a picture of a dog. But the boy wasn’t convinced so he went to his father and asked him what a рussy was. Dad went to his magazine, opened it at the centrefold and drew a circle. “There you are, son,” he said, “that’s a рussy.” Then the little boy asked him what a вiтсh was and dad replied sadly, “Everything outside the circle, son
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