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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

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Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A:
"First, YULE LOGon"!

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Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.

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Q: What do you do with a sick scientist?
A: Well if you can't helium and you can't curium then you might as well barium

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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician yells, "We got 'em!”

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Q: Did you hear about oxygen's second date with potassium?
A: It was OK2!

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If Нiтlеr was a tech nerd he would've written a book called my comp

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A nerd walked into bar
He wasn't wearing his glasses

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Nerd joke
A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."

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How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke?
You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.

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My nerd friend just got a Ph. D. on the history of palindromes.
He is now Dr. Awkward.

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My crush rejected me for being a math nerd
I was 2² to ask her out

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Yo momma's so fат she sees red lights as green...
... Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift.

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I asked a nerd what his New Year's resolution was.
He said,
"1920x1080".

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The bully loomed threateningly over the nerd and said,
"You know what snitches get don't you?"
Ummm, "150 points?"

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What do trespassers have in common with logical fallacies?
They both violate the rules of the premises.

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