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Classroom Nerd
(In a high school class room)
Girl: Do you see that [email protected]#$ING nerd over there.
Teacher: Don't be so mean, he could be your boss one day.
Nerd: Sorry I don't plan on being a pimp

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You know what really turns on a nerd?
Unprotected wifi

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What do you call a nerd after highschool?
Boss

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I can't eat whale blubber.
I've tried it, I'm just not Inuit.
- My beloved nerd of a husband

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From my 2yo sister
Knock knock
Who's there
Banana
Banana who?
Banana cross the road you chicken nerd

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What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem.
A Big Fат Geek Wetting.

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"There's no escape..."
... Says a nerd in front of a broken keyboard.

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Nerd joke of the week
If Frodo is a Hobbit, are 8 Frodos a Hobbyte?

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A nerd was invited to compete in the Trigonometry Mathletic Competition...
He said:
"Sine me up!"

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(Nerd joke warning) What do you call a pharmacy that *may* exist?
An hypothecary

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What's a кinкy nerd into?
Usbdsm

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My kid is a Geography nerd, he's 3....
He says,
"When I'm Hungary, I eat Turkey!" I can never out dad-joke this fella.

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Growing up as a nerd in Mississippi, I found it difficult to connect to people around me. Until I learned about my great grandfather.
Turns out, he used to LARP in the 40s. He was the Grand Wizard of his Guild.

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