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What do you call a Nebraskan who hates Obama?
A CORNservative.

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What's more unacceptable than another 4 years of Obamacare?
Another 8 years of Romneycare!

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Dear Women voters,
Barack Obama lives in a house full of women.
Mitt Romney has binders full of women.

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Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question?
Neither have I!

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How is Barack Obama going to get Republicans to cross party lines and support health care reform?
By giving their mistresses free вrеаsт implants!

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Will health care be different under Barack Obama's new reforms?
No, but if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then!

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Why do you want Obama in your band?
He has smoked rocks and knows how to roll (wееd).

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Why is Healthcare reform so important to the enigmatic Barack Obama?
His pregnant mom was turned away from many hospitals and was forced to give birth in a manger!

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Why is it pointless for Barack Obama to hold Senior Citizens Q & A sessions on the internet?
Because microwave ovens don't have internet connections!

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Under Obama's health care plan can you get coverage for preexisting conditions?
Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment!

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Why has America gotten past our racist past?
Because we picked a black man to clean up our mess!

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Republicans: "Obama would not have won without blacks, Hispanics, gаys or Jews."
Democrats: "Or as we like to call them: Americans"

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What did Barack Obama tell Al Qaida after Osama Bin Laden's death?
Don't put your contact info on the Playstation Network!

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Did you hear who Barack Obama thinks is more dangerous than Dictators in the Middle East?
Reverend Jeremiah Wright and a microphone!

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Why is it surprising that Diск Cheney and Barack Obama are related?
Because Diск Cheney now has more blacks and gаys in his own family than in the entire Republican Party!

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Why shouldn't Sarah Palin look into Barack Obama's campaign contributions after learning "Obama may have received $3.3 million from abroad?"
It turns out that broad is Oprah Winfrey!

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Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
To help the other side!

A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.
The bartender says hello Mr.President.

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Did you hear that Barack Obama and Kanye West are releated?
Apparently they both think they are the son of god.

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