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Apparently some people on Tumblr say they're sexually attracted to elements on the periodic table.
That's not really my thing ... except for that time in college when I experimented with carbon dating.

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A student isn't paying attention in a Chemistry class.
The teacher notices this.
"JOSEPH!" She shouts.
Joseph, the student, snaps his head up, to look at the teacher.
"Have you even heard a WORD I've said?!" she yells.
Joseph nods.
"Oh REALLY?! Then, I hope you won't mind telling me and the rest of the class the 116th element on the periodic table!"
Joseph looks at her blankly and goes, "Uuh..."

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The periodic table says it's Bi,
But that's none of my bismuth.

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