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I’m considering removing my dog’s tail.
My mother in law comes next weekend and I intend to get rid of anything that would give her the impression that she is welcome.

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What do you call a wolf who picks up litter after campers and is worried about pollution?
Aware wolf.

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What creature has four legs and one hand?
A happy Rottweiler returning from his morning walk.

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What market shouldn't you take your dog to?
The flea market.

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Why did the dog lie down?
He found lying up a little hard.

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Dogs are the best alarm clocks.
When they want out, there’s no snooze button that could tame that.

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“They say the dog is man's best friend.
I don't believe that.
How many of your friends have you neutered?”
- Larry Reeb

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Will sell dog.
Easy-going.
Eats anything.
Loves children.

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