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What do you get when you cut a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

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What do you call a mathematician who becomes a private investigator? Magnum pi.

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Why did pi get its driver’s license revoked? Because it didn’t know when to stop.

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What is the most mathematical type of snake? A pi-thon.

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What do mathematicians eat for dinner on March 14th? Chicken рот pi.

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What is 1.57? Half a pie.

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What happens when you eat less pi and focus on diet and exercise?
You get a smaller circumference.

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What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand around in a circle? Shepherd's pi.

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What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into? 3.14.

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What do you get when you cross a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter? A соw pi.

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How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi? 3.14.

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What is that one movie that pi likes to watch at any day, any time? Life of Pi.

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When pi fell sick after getting food poisoning on Pi Day, what medicine did the doctor prescribe? Anti-pi-otics.

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The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.

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A math teacher saw the movie American Pie. She gave it 3.14 stars.

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What would you call a secret agent who is very good at math? A s-pi!

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Having an argument with pi just goes around in circles.

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 pies? Fат. You get fат.

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