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Clown Воотy Call... Car:
Would you and 50 of your hot friends like to join me in my tiny car? Honk honk!

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Contractor Воотy Call... Adjustment:
I need you to adjust my hose bibb.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Damage:
It's gonna be so good it'll damage your hull.

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Classic Воотy Call... Drunк:
I'm not drunк - you intoxicate me.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Equator:
I'd like to be in orbit below your equator.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Evacuation:
I'm skilled in the art of hand evacuation.

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Caveman Воотy Call... Evolution:
I think I just evolved into Номо Erectus.

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Geek Воотy Call... Beam:
Beam me up, Slutty!

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Geek Воотy Call... Asthma:
Can I call you Little Asthma? 'Cause you take my breath away.

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Geek Воотy Call... Allergies:
I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen and not being with you.

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Geek Воотy Call... DNA:
I'd like you to look at my DNA.

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Geek Воотy Call... Calculator:
What's your name? I want to see if I can spell it on my calculator.

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Cream:
I need your help making a cream sauce.

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Boil:
I can bring you to a full boil!

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Cucumber:
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Crudite:
We can get as crudite as you want, baby.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Ground Control:
Ground control to Major Tail.

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Hairdresser Воотy Call... Bangs:
I love bangs - and I don't just mean the haircut.

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