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Contractor Воотy Call... Hard Hat:
I always wear my hard hat, baby.

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Classic Воотy Call... Heat:
You're so hot that you must be the reason for global warming.

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Dinosaur Воотy Call... Herbivore:
Just because you're a plant eater doesn't mean you shouldn't try Tyrannosaurus Sеx.

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Hobo Воотy Call... Boxcar:
Your boxcar or mine?

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Hobo Воотy Call... Fire:
Why don't you come over to my oil drum fire? I make a mean plate of boiled shoe leather.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Black Hole:
Can I explore your black hole?

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Alien Воотy Call... Bipedal Hominids:
Among your species of bipedal hominids, I find you the least repulsive.

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Geek Воотy Call... Inches:
I've got a 21-inch... monitor.

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Infusion:
There's no refusin' my infusion.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Investigation:
I need to investigate your hot junction.

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Classic Воотy Call... Jaw:
Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh - it was my jaw!

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Knife:
No, that's a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy to see you.

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Liск:
Can I liск your bowl?

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Liftoff:
Oh yeah, we have liftoff!

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Debate:
Look, we can debate this all night.

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Beard:
Let me know if my beard tickles.

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Hat:
Can I leave my hat on?

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Address:
Can I give you my Gettysburg address? No? How about my Gettysburg phone number?

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