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Loser Воотy Call... Apartment:
Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it's probably nicer than my room at the Y.

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Loser Воотy Call... Angel:
Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven? 'Cause I almost slammed my hand in a car door the other day.

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Geek Воотy Call... Manipulate:
Please manipulate me digitally.

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Marinate:
Can I marinate in your juices?

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Geek Воотy Call... Do Me:
Do me or do not; there is no try.

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Classic Воотy Call... Meat:
If this place is a meat market, you are the prime rib.

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Meat:
My meat is Grade A.

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Mechanic Воотy Call... Engine:
Aw, is your engine overheating?

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Mechanic Воотy Call... Emissions:
I'll try to keep the air emissions to a minimum.

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Mechanic Воотy Call... Drill:
Yes, that's a pistol drill in my pants, and yes, I'm glad to see you.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Bodkin:
Why yes, that is a bodkin in my codpiece. I went a-hunting today. But I am happy to see you.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Ваsтаrd:
How would you like to sire a ваsтаrd? You can tell your friends about it well into your hag years.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Hut:
Your poorly thatched hut or mine?

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Medieval Воотy Call... Grail:
I'm searching for the Holy Grail. Can I check your pantaloons?

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Medieval Воотy Call... Known:
I'm known for my thrusting.

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Meteorologist Воотy Call... Forecast:
The forecast calls for a wintry mix followed by a warming trend of you in my hot tub.

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Monkey Воотy Call... Fur:
I love a female who's not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.

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Astrologer Воотy Call... Moon:
My moon is rising.

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