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Contractor Воотy Call... Mud Jacking:
Come on, I'm tired of mud jacking alone.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... My Mission:
My mission is to reach your core.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Nailing:
I'd like to start with some back nailing.

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Classic Воотy Call... New:
I'm new around here. Can I have directions to your apartment?

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Hairdresser Воотy Call... Вlоw Out:
In the mood for a вlоw out?

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Geek Воотy Call... Palm:
You make me wanna use my Palm.

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Panda Воотy Call... Eat:
You eat bamboo, right?

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Panda Воотy Call... Endangered:
Come on, we're endangered. We HAVE to do it!

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Panda Воотy Call... Cute:
Come on, I don't have to tell you how cute you are-you know you're a panda!

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Panda Воотy Call... Aphrodisiac:
Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda воnе. And I got your stash right here.

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Geek Воотy Call... Body Parts:
One of my body parts is radioactive. Want to guess which one?

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Dinosaur Воотy Call... Pedal:
Those other dinosaurs may be bipedal and quadrupedal, but I'm tripedal, if you know what I mean.

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Pharmacist Воотy Call... Machinery:
You shouldn't be operating heavy machinery while on your meds-except for the machine in my pants.

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Classic Воотy Call... Phone Number:
I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I have yours?

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Pirate Воотy Call... Вlоw:
Well... вlоw me down? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Parrot:
Is it okay if my parrot watches? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Anchor:
Can I drop my anchor in your lagoon? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Jolly:
How 'bout jollying my roger? Yar!

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