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Pirate Воотy Call... Boat:
Come back to my ship and we'll splice the mainbrace. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Blonde:
Sure, your hair's blonde, but I'd кill to see your blackbeard. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Eye Patch:
Even with this eye patch on, I can see that you're a hot lass! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Explore:
I'd like to explore your briny deep! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Game:
Hey, lass, how about a game I like to call, "all hands on deck?" Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Captain:
They call me Captain Hook-Up! Yar!

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Panda Воотy Call... My Place:
How about we go back to my place for bamboo and hot panda love? What's the matter, you don't like bamboo?

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Alien Воотy Call... Home Planet:
Would you like to visit my home planet? I can offer you countless аnаl probes and tissue extractions.

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Platypus Воотy Call... Name:
That's right, bill of a duck, tail of a веаvеr, and hung like a horse.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Play:
Want to see a passion play? There's one being performed in my pants.

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Plumber Воотy Call... Check:
I need you to check my ballcock.

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Plumber Воотy Call... Pipes:
Are you prepared to get wet, because these pipes are about to burst.

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Elevator Operator Воотy Call... Preference:
Personally, I prefer going down.

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Panda Воотy Call... Pregnant:
You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there's nothing to worry about!

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Prom Воотy Call... Cummerbund:
I didn't mean to get my cummerbund on you.

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Prom Воотy Call... King:
The prom king would like to meet you. He's in my pants.

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Classic Воотy Call... Raisins:
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

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Geek Воотy Call... Rating:
The thoughts I'm having about you are rated M for Mature.

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