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Astronaut Воотy Call... Red Dwarf:
Please don't call it a red dwarf.

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Redneck Воотy Call... Hog:
Care to worm my hog?

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Redneck Воотy Call... Engines:
Gentlemen, start your engines!

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Redneck Воотy Call... Check Out:
I'd like to check out your outhouse!

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Re-Entry:
I can guarantee a rough re-entry.

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Geek Воотy Call... Resistance:
Resistance is futile!

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Panda Воотy Call... Riddle:
(Winking) What's black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?

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Contractor Воотy Call... Rod:
Want to test my tamping rod?

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Geek Воотy Call... Routing:
How'd you like to route my packet?

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Rover:
I have a rover that would like to investigate your surface.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Rub:
I need you to rub my sack joint.

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Pirate Воотy Call... Ruм:
Yo hо, Но! And a bottle of ruм? Yar!

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60s Rebel Воотy Call... Fight:
You may be a square, baby, but you're round in all the right places.

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80s Воотy Call... Affair:
Let's have an Iran-Contra affair.

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Pirate Воотy Call... Sailing:
I've got a yardarm you can hang from! Yar!

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Butcher Воотy Call... Sausage:
Want a taste of my hanging sausage?

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Alien Воотy Call... Say My Name:
My name is Jerlnack of the Trevlikfrah Nebula. That's so you know what to scream.

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Mechanic Воотy Call... Scraper:
I have a snap-on gasket scraper, if you're into that sort of thing.

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