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Astronaut Воотy Call... Scream:
They say in space, no one can hear you scream. That's because they've never done it with me.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Seal:
Please let me seal off your O-ring.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Ejection Seat:
I hope that's not an ejection seat.

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Classic Воотy Call... Money:
Would you rather I buy you a drink or just give you the money for it?

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Geek Воотy Call... Shorts:
May my shorts be with you!

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Classic Воотy Call... Sight:
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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Classic Воотy Call... Sign:
What's your sign? I hope it's "Yield."

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Alien Воотy Call... Simulated Atmosphere:
Would you like to exchange fluids and secretions in a simulated atmosphere?

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Redneck Воотy Call... Sister:
C'mon, you're my only sister!

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Contractor Воотy Call... Slab:
Want to take a look at my hung slab?

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Mechanic Воотy Call... Slot:
I'm gonna need to take a look at your access slot.

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Sloth Воотy Call... Movement:
Its okay, you don't have to move.

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Social Activist Воотy Call... Fight:
Can you fight the power... in my pants?

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Social Activist Воотy Call... Holding:
You're the only one I ever let hold me down.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Sores:
Your sores are in all the right places!

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Sous Chef:
Mind if my sous chef watches?

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Monkey Воотy Call... Spank:
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?

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Motivational Speaker Воотy Call... Risks:
Take risks! Take challenges! Take your clothes off!

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