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Washington Воотy Call... Lie:
I cannot tell a lie. I'd like to be the father of your country.

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Washington Воотy Call... Sign:
How'd you like to earn your own "George Washington Slept Here" sign?

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Weightless:
Hey baby, you look weightless to me.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Wеnсh:
You're not like the other wenches. I could tell the moment I brushed your bodice.

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Pirate Воотy Call... Wood:
This peg leg's not the only hard wood I've got, me hearty! Yar!

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Washington Воотy Call... Wood:
I cannot tell a lie. These dentures aren't the only thing on me that's made of wood.

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Geek Воотy Call... Worthy:
You are worthy of assimilation.

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Classic Воотy Call... If I'm Wrong:
F**k me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to have sеx with me.

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Panda Воотy Call... WWF:
You don't get to be the face of the World Wildlife Fund without knowing a few tricks, know what I'm saying?

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Pirate Воотy Call... X:
Does X mark YOUR spot? Yar!

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Yeti Воотy Call... Sherpas:
Want to see why the Sherpas call me the Abdominal Showman?

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Yeti Воотy Call... Bigfoot:
You know what they say about Bigfoot? I'm вiggеr.

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Alien Воотy Call... Take Me to Your Leader:
Take me to your leader! I hope he lives in your pants.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Your Moon:
I've never been to a moon like yours.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Brain:
No, really, I'm more interested in your brain than your body.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Beautiful Body:
If I said you had a beautiful body, would it be okay if I ate it?

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Zombie Воотy Call... Thief:
Your father must be a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your brain, which I'm thinking about eating.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Hard:
Hey ваве, rigor mortis has set in, if you know what I mean...

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