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Geek Воотy Call... Throw:
I think I've just failed my saving throw because you've got me under your charm spell.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Thruster:
My thruster is firing as we speak!

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Classic Воотy Call... Tired:
Your legs must be tired from running through my mind all night.

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Alien Воотy Call... 37 Tongues:
I have 37 tongues. I'm just sayin'.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Torque:
I'd like to test your full-load torque.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Trick:
My first trick as a wizard is to make your clothes disappear.

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Classic Воотy Call... Undressed:
I've been undrеssing you with my eyes, and I'd like to see if I'm right.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Package Unit:
I guarantee you'll be satisfied with my package unit.

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Pharmacist Воотy Call... Viаgrа:
Just in case you were wondering, yes, I can get my hands on all the free Viаgrа I want.

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Clown Воотy Call... Vibrating:
Something's vibrating in my pocket, and it's not my joy buzzer. Honk honk!

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Pirate Воотy Call... View:
I could get a better view of you from your crow's nest. Yar!

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Viking Воотy Call... Longship:
How many Viking raiders does it take to fill a longship? Just me, if you get my meaning.

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Viking Воотy Call... Pillaging:
Normally I'd be rарing and pillaging, but you make me want to be a better man.

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Viking Воотy Call... Saga:
Why don't we skip the Icelandic saga and get straight to the lovin'?

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Viking Воотy Call... Fjords:
Hey, nice fjords!

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Washington Воотy Call... First Lady:
I cannot tell a lie. Baby, YOU'RE my first lady.

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Washington Воотy Call... Tree:
I cannot tell a lie. I call this "the cherry tree"... but not because of the fruit.

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Washington Воотy Call... Mount:
I cannot tell a lie. Let's go back to my estate where I can watch you mount Vernon.

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