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Zombie Воотy Call... Sockets:
Did anybody ever tell you that you have the most beautiful worm-infested eye sockets?

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You have very nice legs.
What time do they open?

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My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.

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Guy : If i where a superhero guess which I'd be?
Girl: Iron man? Super Man? Spider Man?
Guy: Your Man.

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I'm like a rubix cube; the more you play with me the harder I get.

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Do you buy your pants on sale?
Because at my house they would be 100% off.

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If I had to rate you from 1-10 I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing

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Boy: You remind me of my pinky toe
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cause I'll probably end up ваnging you on the coffee table

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Are you a bowling ball?
Because I want to pick you up and stick my fingers in your holes.

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Me-can I take a picture of you
Girl-why?
Me-I want to show my friends that ANGELS are real

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I'll be Carl's Jr. and you'll be MacDonald so I'll eat like I mean it and you'll be lovin it Kickass if you get it

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Girl: I'm scared that you will love another girl soon
Guy: yeah I will love another girl in about ten years and she will call you mama
*gets laid*

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Contractor Воотy Call... Сrаск:
I'm gonna need to take a closer look at your D сrаск.

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Dinosaur Воотy Call... Аss:
Hatchling, you put the "аss" in Jurassic.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Extension:
If you want that extension I can put it in, no extra charge.

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Classic Воотy Call... Eyes:
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

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Clown Воотy Call... Feet:
You know what they say about big feet! Honk honk!

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Geek Воотy Call... Charisma:
Looks like somebody rolled a 20 on their Charisma check!

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