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Geek Воотy Call... Bones:
My nickname is Bones... and not because I'm a doctor.

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Geek Воотy Call... Calluses:
These calluses only mean that I'm good with my hands.

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Geek Воотy Call... Fresh Air:
You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!

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Contractor Воотy Call... Hinge:
I'd like to get a closer look at your вuтт hinge.

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Hipster Воотy Call... Bored:
Want to come over and be bored at my place?

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Hipster Воотy Call... Вееr:
Can I buy you an ironically lowbrow вееr?

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Clown Воотy Call... Horn:
If you squeeze my horn, I'll make a noise. Honk honk!

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You're the hottest thing since fire.
I know it's not saying much because we discovered it yesterday but still.

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Alien Воотy Call... Did It Hurt?:
Did it hurt when you fell from the Jicknob Nebula?

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Classic Воотy Call... Invitation:
I'm having a party, and your pants are invited to come down.

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Geek Воотy Call... Joystick:
My extra-large joystick allows me to score massively.

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Geek Воотy Call... Keyboard:
Tap my keypad, and I'll output gibberish all over you.

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Cabin:
I've got the beginnings of a log cabin in my pants.

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Age:
If you're one score and one year old, call me!

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Loser Воотy Call... Interest:
Hey, you wouldn't be interested in... nah, of course you wouldn't.

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Classic Воотy Call... Meaning:
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life.

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Geek Воотy Call... Measurements:
You must be 36-25-36 - and those are all perfect squares!

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Butcher Воотy Call... Meat:
I'll pound your meat any way you want me to.

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