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Medieval Воотy Call... Disease:
You're plague-free, I'm plague-free-we must be destined to meet.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Cave:
I'm looking for a cave to rest my dragon in.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Infection:
No, don't worry, that's not infected. It's supposed to be red.

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Dinosaur Воотy Call... Name:
Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"

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Geek Воотy Call... No Need:
Now that I've met you, I no longer need my handheld.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Nickname:
Don't you want to know why they call me Lance-a-lot?

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Classic Воотy Call... On/Off:
I'm feeling a little off today. How about turning me on?

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Medieval Воотy Call... Parts:
Some parts of me are hard even without armor.

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Exterminator Воотy Call... Perfume:
I couldn't help but notice your perfume. Is that Chlordane #5?

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Geek Воотy Call... Phaser:
If you were a phaser, you'd be set on "stunning."

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Clown Воотy Call... Pie:
Wanna throw your pie in my face? Honk honk!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Long John:
Aren't ya wonderin' why they call me Long John? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Lard:
With this bucket of lard, I can last all night! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Head:
Need to use the head? I've got one you can use! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Mate:
No, seriously, you're my first mate. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Friend:
Would ya care to meet my friend One-Eyed Willie? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Hands:
You'll need both hands to hoist my main bow. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Cannon:
I'd like to fire my cannon into your treasure chest! Yar!

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