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Pirate Воотy Call... Peg Leg:
They call me Peg Leg Joe... and I walk fine! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Deck:
Blimey, I could live on your роор deck. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Land:
In your bed is where I'd like to land, hо! Yar!

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Geek Воотy Call... Place:
Your place or my parents' basement?

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Medieval Воотy Call... Plague:
Don't worry, the plague left a few of my parts intact.

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Alien Воотy Call... Next Planet:
The next planet on my tour of this galaxy is Uranus.

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Plumber Воотy Call... Hole:
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.

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Clown Воотy Call... Poodles:
Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Pox:
I'm no longer роxy. Care for a flogging? Yar!

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Pharmacist Воотy Call... Prescription:
Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.

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Meteorologist Воотy Call... Pressure:
Doppler radar's picking up a ridge of high pressure... in my pants.

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Prom Воотy Call... Limo:
Hurry up, I only have the limo for 10 more minutes.

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Prom Воотy Call... Dress:
That prom dress is coming off like... a prom dress.

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Pirate Воотy Call... Rope:
It's time for you to meet my rope's end! Yar!

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Score:
Come on, I haven't four-scored in seven years!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Sеамеn:
I'm here to satisfy yer craving for sеамеn. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Ship:
How'd ya like to be the maidenhead on my vessel? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Smile:
When I see you smile, my scally wags. Yar!

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