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*Bumps into your crush*
You: Oh, I'm sorry... Almost fell in love right there.

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There are 206 bones in the human body, wanna make that 207?

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Do you like soda? Because I would mount and dew you.

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Kiss me if im wrong but your coming home with me tonight

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Baby I'll Treat You Like My Homework. I'll Slam You On The Table And Do You All Night.

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Girl: How was your lunch?
Guy: How was your lunch?
Girl: No im asking you.
Guy: No im asking you.
Girl: Are you copying off me!?
Guy: Are you copying off me!?
Girl: Lets go shopping!
Guy: Lunch was great.

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Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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What do you like most in a woman?
My Diск.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i see myself in your pants.

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Please, either stop being so attractive or make out with me. It is your choice.

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Me: hey I like your shirt
Girl: thanks!
Me: it would look better on my bedroom floor though

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Are you related to Yoda . . . cuz Yodalicious

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Are you from Ireland coz my diск is Dublin'.

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I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?

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Need a tissue or wanna вlоw me instead?

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Is this Little Caesar's?
Because you're hot, and i'm ready

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. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

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If I was a rарisт you would be my first victim

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