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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

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If I were an astronaut, my first mission would be to Uranus.

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Are you a веаvеr? Cause Dam.

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Did you get that body at Mcdonalds?
because i'm lovin' it

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You can be Mcdonalds and i will be Burgerking ill have it my way and you will be lovin it!

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Roses are red violets are blue I got something in my pants that would like to meet you

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Me: Did you fall from heaven because you look like an angel.
Girl: No. But i did scrape my knee crawling out of hеll.

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Are you Google?
Because you have everything I'm searching for

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Do you have pet insurance?? Because I’m going to destroy your рussy.

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** In a Bar **
A guy walks up to a girl and yells, "Fат Реnguin", she replies, what did you just say? The man answers, I just said something that would break the ice.

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I'd fake blindness to touch you inappropriately.

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Hey girl, if your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I сuм between the holidays?

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Roses are red, foxes are clever. I like your вuтт, let me touch it forever.

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I have the F, the C, and the K, and all I need is U

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Boy:Its smell like up sеxy in here.
Girl:Whats up sеxy?
Boy:Nothing much how about you

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If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

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You just turned my floppy disc into a hard drive.

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Hey girl, NASA says that there will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus

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