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Now with all the kids outside, playing Pokémon.....
Dads and moms can stay inside playing Pokémom.

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A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating
Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom.
Because it might pi-ka-chu

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I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go.
I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.

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Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon
All he does is shout his name

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A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar.
And a tree. And a wall. And into a lake.

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Police have been playing Pokemon Go for many years.
"Gotta catch Jamal"

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What do you call a sick Pokémon?
Pikachoo

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Which pokemon tells the most jokes about pokemon?
Metapod

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Hey girl, do you play Pokemon GO?
Because I wouldn't mind helping you hatch some of your eggs.

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So pokemon go is now just as popular as tinder.
Both are apps where you swipe to find monsters in your area.

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Pokemon go in January is the worst
Everyone is joining all the gyms

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I thought giving my GF a Pokémon would make her love me
But she told me "I'm not gonna Raichu a love song"

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Went to the Olympics, played some Pokemon GO
Found a Zikachu.

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I am trying to become a good Pokemon Trainer.
But my dad keeps releasing all the rats I catch

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How do you get a pokemon еrест.
Pp up.

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I miss the Pokemon games that let you name your rival, to whatever you wanted.
Now apparently certain names are "offensive" and "racist".

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I got a chance to play the new Pokemon game set in London
But the pokemon only knew Acid Splash, Cut, and SelfDestruct

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What did the trainer say to the pokemon that was dwelling on the past
Sudowoodo could o'

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