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In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types.
But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.

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What’s a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common?
They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.

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What Pokémon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?
Zikachu.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE)
Because swift never misses.

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What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander? (X-post from /r/pokemon)
Squirtle

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A Pokemon go user walks into a bar
Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it

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My wife said she would leave me if I didn't stop making Pokémon references...
'You need to make a choice' she said 'It's either me or the sтuрid pokémon references!'
'I understand', I replied, holding back tears. 'Sandra, I choose you!!!'

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Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window.
He's just trying to catch a pikachu.

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This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokémon trainer?
Ash.

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I wish I could date Pokemon GO's servers
Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day.

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I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire...
I've only got Ash now.

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Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder.
Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.

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I don't need a girlfriend, I can just play Pokémon Go
The servers go down on me every day

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So I finally got Pokémon GO...
I still haven't caught any Counter-Terrorists.

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What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?
Both give you a good chance of catching something

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My favorite pokemon joke
What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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Why is Pokemon quite realistic?
Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What do the Police and Pokémon have in common?
They gotta catch 'Jamal

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