Roses are red, violets are blue jokes

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Roses are red, My screen is blue, I think I deleted system32.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This card was expensive, Take off all your clothes.

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Roses are red, Thor is fат, The god of thunder ends up playing Fortnite and roasting children on voice chat.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Never surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, I bet you were expecting something romantic, but these are just gardening facts.

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Roses are red, Sneezing is gross, Sorry, you’re sick, I forgot you’re allergic to roses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m bad at gardening, And even worse at poetry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Who is your daddy, And what does he do?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours, Belongs in a zoo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Look at me again, It will be the end of you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your phone is smart, So why aren’t you?

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, You are gray, I’m a dog.

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Roses are red, Here’s something new: Violets are violet, Not freaking blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Everything’s red, Holy sh*t, the garden’s on fire.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who pooped in my garden?

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