Roses are red, violets are blue jokes

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Roses are red, But violets aren’t blue, They’re purple, you dope. Now go get a clue.

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Roses are red, Violets are too, I’m colorblind, What about you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like a donkey, And smell like one, too.

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Roses are red, Violets are yellow, I’m hoping this poem, Will get me a fellow.

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Roses are blue, And violets are red, Please reverse, What I just said.

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Roses are red, The earth is wide, You’d look much better, With me by your side.

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Roses are red, I’m going to bed.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m a cougar, How old are you?

23. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I really messed up, Now what can I do?

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Roses are red, Relationships are tough; The reason I love you, Is ’cause we hate the same stuff.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who in the world are you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to order pizza, And watch Netflix with you.

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Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too; I ordered a large one, I’m not sharing with you.

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Roses are red, And if violets look blue; That’s ’cause anthocyanidins, They differ in hue.

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Some roses aren’t red, Some violets are blue, Nobody’s wrong, Except maybe you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I finished my popcorn, During the preview.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, If monsters are coming, I’ll run faster than you.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, Here is my number, Why don’t you dial it?

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