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Why can’t short people become chefs?
Because it’s a high steaks job

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Why can't short people get depressed?
They're always looking up!

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Short people are materialistic.
Tall people are вiggеr than that. They can see past it.

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I read a headline that said "short people are less intelligent than taller people"
That can't be true. Einstein was 5'7" and Stephen Hawkin was 3'5".

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Have you ever noticed that short people have more role models than anyone else?
It's because they are looking up to everyone

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What do short people call something that's too high up?
Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Short people shouldn't hate short jokes
We're just complaining that we need more of them

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What are short people???
Short people are the future. They consume less food, use less car fuel & more of them fit on the earth.
They're basically eco-friendly humans.

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