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What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.

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What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.

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And what do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers?
Chilly sauce.

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Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the winternet.

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How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.

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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose.

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What happened when the snowwoman had an argument with the snowman?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

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Two snowmen were standing in a field.
One said, “Can you smell carrots?”
The second replied, “No, but I can taste coal.”

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What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out.

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What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Frosties, Snowflakes or Ice Crispies.

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What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.

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What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.

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What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
I.C.

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What does a snowman take when the sun gets too hot?
A chill pill.

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Why did the snowman turn yellow?
Ask the little boy over there.

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