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I made the final table of an international poker tournament, but the Spainard kept unexpectedly stealing pots when he had the dealer button
No one expects the Spanish in position

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What did the Spanish broadcaster say to the Sun when he caught the Sun cheating on the moon?
I ain’t judging, but I gotta Telemundo.

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Europe has many dishes with potatoes
The Brits boil them, the Spanish smoke them, the French fry them and the Germans gas them.

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(Spanish) ¿Sabían que el pene puede ser hembra o macho?
Si mide más de 15cm es un pene
Si mide menos es una pena
Sorry, this only works in Spanish

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Why does Trump love to talk about sport in Spanish?
Because the Spanish for sport is "deporte".

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I’ve been vacationing in Miami for a few days and all of my Uber drivers have been immigrants from Spanish countries.
As of right now, only Juan has signaled when changing lanes.

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I once took a Spanish class with someone who wanted to start a bilingual train company.
Talk about a real lосо motive.

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In America, what is the difference between optimists and pessimists?
Optimists are learning Spanish, while pessimists are learning Arabic.

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(Spanish joke) Habia un hipopótamo en un zoológico se murió el martes de que se murió?
Se murió de HIPOthermia

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What do you call someone who's really good at using the Spanish word for with?
A соn artist

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Why did the Spanish кill off the Incans?
Because they were an Incanvenience...

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The Spanish word for blue asked me out on a date and then stood me up.
What an azul.

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