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Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
A: A croaking device.

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Q: Why don't the Borg go to prison?
A: Because they obey the Lore!

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Q: Have you heard the new Klingon army motto?
A: Join the Klingon army. Visit exotic planets, meet interesting people, and кill them!

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Q: What is Captain Picards biggest pet peeve?
A: When the crew replaces his dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals.

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Q: What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can?
A: Worf Speed.

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Q: Did you hear that the crew of the Enterprise is getting married?
A: They have engaged the Borg.

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Q: How many Romulans does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: ONE HUNDRED FIFTY_ONE: One to sсrеw the light bulb in, and 150 to
self-destruct the ship out of disgrace.

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Q: How many Vulcans does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000

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Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: TWO: One to sсrеw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit.

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Q: What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb?
A: Execute it for failure.

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Q: What is Commander Rikers favorite hobby?
A: Sewing, because the captain says "Make it so".

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Q: Have you read the book "The Positronic Brain"?
A: It's by: Anne Droid

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Q: Have you read the book "Dамn it Jim"?
A: It's by: Ima Doctor and Nada Bricklayer.

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Q: Have you read the book "Chekov: The Navigator"?
A: It's by: I. Kiptin

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Q: What did one Borg say to one another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one?
A: Hoisted by our own Picard.

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Q: Did you hear about the new uniform making machine on the Enterprise?
A: Piccard told Riker to "Make it sew, Number One."

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Q: What did the first officer answer when Picard asked "Why did you let Troi win at poker?"
A: "Because I Riker."

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Q: What is Thomas Riker's dating philosophy?
A: "If at first you don't succeed, try Troi again."

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