Weather jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.

25

0

Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.

25

0

Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

25

0

While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did.
I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said;
"See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them."
I replied, "Yes."
"Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."

24

0

What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.

24

0

Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!

24

0

There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.

24

0

Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.

24

0

Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.

24

0

The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

24

0

Yo momma’s so sтuрid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

24

0

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

23

0

Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".

23

0

After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.

23

0

Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...

23

0

Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.

22

0

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!

21

0

Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.

21

0