Warsteiner Krombacher und Becks
Die Eigentümer der Schwechater-, Zwettler- und Ottakringer Brauereien gehen gemeinsam zum Mittagessen. Auf die Frage des Kellners, was sie denn trinken wollen, bestellt der Chef der Schwechater Brauerei naturlich ein Krügerl Schwechater, der Chef der Ottakringer Brauerei- wie konnte es anders...
Birgün Carlsberg, Miller, Tuborg ve Efes Pilsen'in başkanları barda içmeye gitmiş. Garson gelince teker teker söylemişler;
Одат во кафана директори на Прилепска, Скопска и Битолска пивара, седнуваат и иди келнерот:
Шефовете на Загорка, Каменица и Шуменско били на някаква конференция (на биропроизводителите вероятно) и по време на почивката седнали в заведение.
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
Международный съезд пивоваров.
The CEO of Budweiser says
"I'll take a Bud Light. It's crisp, refreshing, and doesn't hurt the budget!"
The bartender moves down the line. The CEO of Coors says
"I'll take a Coors light. It's colder, even more refreshing, and won't give you a вееr gut!"
The bartender moves down the line. The CEO of Killian's says
"These guys are amateurs, give me a Killian's Irish Red. It's smooth, flavorful, and distinct!"
The bartender moves down the line. The CEO of Guinness says
"I'll have a water."
The others give a confused look. The bartender says "but... why aren't you ordering a вееr?"
He responds, "well, nobody else did."