A blonde joke An Irishman, an Aussie and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Aussie opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Steak again! If I get steak one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, strasburg again! If I get a strasburg sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Aussie opened his lunch, saw steak and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the strasburg and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Aussie's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him ham & cheese! I didn't realise he hated steak so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He made his own lunch.
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