Home
Joke Categories
Popular
Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
Funny pictures
Most popular
Newest jokes
Aviation jokes, Flying jokes, Pilot jokes, Airplane jokes
Christmas Jokes
Corona virus jokes (Covid - 19), Coronavirus
Dad Jokes
Genie jokes
Gynaecology Jokes, Gynaecologist Jokes
Jewish Jokes
Jokes about US Elections 2020 Trump vs Biden
Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
Knock-knock jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Masturbation jokes
Nurse jokes
Old People Jokes
Psychology, Psychotherapy, and psychiatry jokes, Shrinks Jokes
Rude Jokes
Scots jokes, Scotsman Jokes, Scottish jokes, Scotland Jokes
Sex Jokes
Vulgar jokes
Weed Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Chuck Norris
Dark Humor
Dirty jokes
Doctor's jokes, Health Jokes, Medical joke
Donald Trump Jokes
Drunk Jokes, Drinking Jokes, Alcohol Jokes, Alcoholic Jokes, Beer Jokes
Gross jokes, Disgusting jokes
Kids jokes, Toddler Jokes, Children jokes
Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes
Putin jokes, Vladimir Putin Jokes
Valentine's Day Jokes, Valentines day
Български
English
Deutsch
Español
Русский
Français
Italiano
ελληνικά
Македонски
Türkçes
Українські
Portugal
Poland
Sweden
Dutch
Danish
Norwegian
Finnish
Hungarian
Romanian
Czech
Lithuanian
Latvian
Croatian
My Jokes
Edit Profile
Logout
Newest jokes
Real estate jokes
A Cowboy from Ft. Worth,...
A Cowboy from Ft. Worth, Texas walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.
The Cowboy told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the old cowboy handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The ole cowboy produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the cowboy from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and safely parked it.
Two weeks later, the ole cowboy returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a Distinguished Alumni From Texas A&M, a highly sophisticated investor and a multi-millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas . What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?
The good 'ole Texas boy replied, 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?'
1
0
4
Previous
Real estate jokes
Next
The Cowboy told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the old cowboy handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The ole cowboy produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the cowboy from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and safely parked it.
Two weeks later, the ole cowboy returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a Distinguished Alumni From Texas A&M, a highly sophisticated investor and a multi-millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas . What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?
The good 'ole Texas boy replied, 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?'