A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: "Get me a beer before it starts!" The wife sighed and got him a beer. Ten minutes later, he said: "Get me another beer before it starts!" She looked cross, but fetched another...

A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: "Get me a вееr before it starts!" The wife sighed and got him a вееr. Ten minutes later, he said: "Get me another вееr before it starts!" She looked cross, but fetched another вееr and slammed it down next to him. He finished that вееr and a few minutes later said: "Quick, get me another вееr, it's going to start any minute!" The wife was furious. "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink вееr and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fат slob and furthermore..."The man sighed and said: "It's started."