A man is standing at a urinаl when he notices that he's being watched by a мidgет. The мidgет drags a small stepladder over, and climbs up to admire the man's private parts close up. "Wow," comments the мidgет, "those are the nicest ваlls I have ever seen!" Freaked out, but flattered, the man thanks the мidgет and starts to move away. "I know this is a strange request," says the little guy, "but would you mind if I touched them?" Again, the man is taken aback, but seeing no real harm in it, consents. The мidgет reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's ваlls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump."
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