A man needs to leave for lengthy a business trip, but his wife is saddened by this. She explains to him that if he isn’t home every night, there will be no way to satisfy herself if she feels hоrny. The man claims that she doesn’t need sеx, because a dildо should work just fine. He quickly runs to the local gift shop and asks the cashier if the store carries anything really special. The cashier quietly pulls out an old box, and removes a wooden реnis from inside. The cashier states that the dildо has been passed down in his family for generations, and was crafted by a witch deep within the Amazon jungle. The cashier sits up in his chair and shouts “Voodoo Diск, the door!”
The wooden реnis flies across the room, and begins to rapidly тhrusт itself in and out of the front door keyhole. “Voodoo Diск, the lamp!” The wooden реnis flies up inside of the lamp on the cahsier’s desk, and once again, begins to тhrusт in and out. “Voodoo Diск, return to your box!” The wooden реnis flies back into the box and the cashier closes the lid.
The man chooses to buy the wooden реnis, and just as he is about to leave, the cashier tells him a very important bit of information regarding the Voodoo Diск: “The cursed dildо can only be controlled through verbal commands, it is far too powerful to be moved by hand.” says the cashier. “You must never forget that!”
The man nods and heads home.
Later that day, the man explains to his wife how the sеx toy works, and then leaves for his trip.
A few days later, the wife becomes very hоrny, and opens up the box. She proceeds to shout “Voodoo Diск, my рussy!” The dildо zooms into her vаginа, and pleasures her for roughly 6-8 hours. She soon begins to grow tired, and attempts to pull the dildо out of her. She pulls as hard as she can, but just can’t get it it. The wife panicks, and begins driving to the hospital with the wooden реnis still inside of her vаginа. A police officer pulls her over for speeding, and asks to see some identification. The wife exclaims “Help, help, there is a Voodoo Diск inside of my vаginа and it won’t come out!”
The officer raises an eyebrow in disbelief.
“Voodoo Diск my аss, вiтсh.”
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